Message-ID: <Pine.NEB.4.44.0209031325440.20100-100000@panix2.panix.com>
From: Alan Sondheim <sondheim@panix.com>
To: Cyb <cybermind@listserv.aol.com>,
"WRYTING-L : Writing and Theory across Disciplines" <WRYTING-L@LISTSERV.UTORONTO.CA>
Subject: More
Date: Tue, 3 Sep 2002 13:25:55 -0400 (EDT)
More How many assassins does it take to change a light-bulb? Thirty-eight after the shooting; the last one climbs up the pile of bodies. What's red and white and black all over? A wounded albino assassin with a ski-mask. What's grey and comes in cans? Assassins. What's the largest diamond in the world? Four assassins converging on a leader. Who's on first? What's on second? Nameless assassins rounding the bases of the largest diamond in the world. Two assassins are in a bathtub. One says pass the soap. The other says, no soap, assassin. What happens if you mix an assassin with a poodle? You get a dead dog. Why didn't the assassin want to be cremated? He didn't want to make an ash out of himself. What weighs a thousand pounds and lives in trees? An assassin with a machine-gun nest. How did the assassin fly to the sun? He left in the middle of the night? What's the difference between an assassin and a rapist? Nothing at all. What's the difference between an assassin and a delivery-boy? One kills the messenger, the other massages the killer. What's the difference between an assassin and a masseuse? One kills the messenger, the other massages the killer. How many assassins can you fit into a Volkswagen? Two in front and two in back. ===