Message-ID: <Pine.NEB.4.44.0209292036420.9685-100000@panix3.panix.com>
From: Alan Sondheim <sondheim@panix.com>
To: Cyb <cybermind@listserv.aol.com>,
"WRYTING-L : Writing and Theory across Disciplines" <WRYTING-L@LISTSERV.UTORONTO.CA>
Subject: It's True
Date: Sun, 29 Sep 2002 20:36:52 -0400 (EDT)
It's True Around September 10 a yearf ago, Azure and I were sitting in our Miami apartment. The phone rang. It was a call forwarded from New York. I said, Hi, who is it. Shlomo, the voice said. I don't know any Shlomo, I said. It doesn't matter, he said. Get out of the World Trade Center, he said. I'm not in the World Trade Center, I said, I'm in Miami. All the Jews are in Miami, he said, they all got out the World Trade Center. What are you talking about, I said. He said, look, I'm Israeli, I got another 3999 calls to make. What's the occasion, I said. They're doing it to the buildings, he said. Who's they, I asked naturally. I was really curious. Bush and us, he said. We're blaming it on Laden, he said. How will this affect the conspiracy, I said. Which one, he said, the International Zionist Conspiracy or The Pigs of Zion. I don't know, I said, the usual group, I've been following the Protocols of Zion for two decades now. I want to do everything I can. I think of the energy you've had to call all 4000 Israelis who were going to the WTC - even looking up their addresses must have taken an hour or two. You put us to shame, I said. I'll do anything you want, I said. You should, he said. Not enough of our people really want to help. Can I put you down on the list? I said I'm not sure I wanted to be part of a list that wanted me. For the International Jewish Monetary Fund Propaganda Arm, he said. Of course, I said, anything for our the Jews. You know we all support Israel in absolutely everything it does. Even blowing up the WTC? Of course, I replied. I'd been joking with him; I knew about the fake Arab names all along. Later, I called Frankie and passed on the information. You'd be amazed how many Jews we got out of there. We've got to live to fight another day. There are so many Christian children to be caught for Purim and Passover. We don't have any time to lose. Hymie Sondheim