Message-ID: <Pine.NEB.4.50.0212142024270.3192-100000@panix3.panix.com>
From: Alan Sondheim <sondheim@panix.com>
To: Cyb <cybermind@listserv.aol.com>,
"WRYTING-L : Writing and Theory across Disciplines" <WRYTING-L@LISTSERV.UTORONTO.CA>
Subject: The Best Writer
Date: Sat, 14 Dec 2002 20:24:43 -0500 (EST)
The Best Writer I want to be the best writer in the world. I want to be the best writer in any language so if someone sees my writing they will surely say, this must be translated into my native language, I have never seen writing so good as this writing is. I want my writing to be the most meaningful, so the smallest society in the most out-of-the-way place will say, this writing must be translated into our language and distributed among our people and our animals and plants because there is no writing as deep and meaningful as this writing is. Because I am the best writer in the world, my writing will be preserved in all media, birch-bark and book, etched steel and internet, and there will be a museum of my writing for all media, it will show how the best writing can be preserved and you will be able to see many different kinds of media. I want to be paid for my best writing, by the letter and not the word or piece, and I want people to say, my writing is a new language by itself, and we must have studies in this new language and everyone will benefit more than they have benefited from any other writing which is all old writing and will be old writing for all time after this new writing. I want my writing to end all war and bad feelings, because with this new writing, there will be no reason to fight, because everyone will be reading and talking about this new writing, which is a writing of good feelings and how there are good feelings and why. I will spend the rest of my life writing this good writing and working on this new language and you may make movies and novels and epics from this new writing and you may read this new writing publicly and privately, and you may make songs and operas from this new writing and new language which I am working on so hard for you. ===