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ROBOT robot ThornyornYkoRpoRateetzzzh noThornyornYO!Ong O!On th=
utzzzhe-mear phoulatrom heelelel
ThornyornYat brO!Ongtzzzh me 4 th= dO!Ore moment
when aelelel ThornyornYe utzzzhe-meorldtzzzh agaO!Ontzzzht me
KA!++ ROBOT robot ThornyornYkoRpoRateetzzzh noThornyornYO!Ong 4 do
agaO!Ontzzzht me
but 4 go agaO!Ontzzzht u O!On th= dO!Ore utzzzhe-mear
at th= dO!Ore moment O!On th= dO!Ore utzzzhe-meorld
cueuO!O-ukeykukeyk TAZometO!Ome u mO!Oght TAZee me
lotzzzhO!Ong O!Ot jutzzzht at th= poO!Ont lotzzzhO!Ong u
O!On th= dO!Ore poO!Ont ophatascist! th= dO!Ore utzzzhe-meorld
O!O keyan keyreate u O!On m! O!Omage
jutzzzht atzzzh u keyreate me O!On your O!Omage
O!On your dO!Ore O!Omage th= dO!Ore utzzzhe-meorld
ophatascist! your O!Omage O!On your mO!Orror
whO!Okeyh O!O = O!On your mO!Orror ophatascist! th= utzzzhe-meorld
ThornyornYattzzzh about aelelel ROBOT robot ThornyornYkoRpoRatee = 4 TAZa!
about th=.
trakeshun7
#!/utzzzhr/lokeyl/bO!On/pkoRpoRatel5
whO!Ole (<tZzzhTDO!ON>) {
tzzzh/vel/vel/g;
tzzzh/veL/veL/gO!O;
tzzzh/(\UtZzzhE-YOU)tzzzh([aeO!Oou!])/1TAZ2/g;
tzzzh/B([e]*[^aeO!Oou!][aeO!Oou!])/BOO1/g;
tzzzh/b([e]*[^aeO!Oou!][aeO!Oou!])/OOP1/g;
tzzzh/B[e]+(\UtZzzhE-YOU)/B1/g;
tzzzh/b[e]+(\UtZzzhE-YOU)/b1/g;
tzzzh/EEK(\UtZzzhE-YOU)/EEK1/g;
#tzzzh/eke![]/eek1/g;
#tzzzh/([^aeO!Oou!][^aeO!Oou!])e(\tzzzh)/12/g;
#tzzzh/([^aeO!Oou!])e([^aeO!Oou!][^aeO!Oou!])/12/g;
tzzzh/ooh/ooh/g;
tzzzh/([\UtZzzhE-YOU]*)ooh1(\UtZzzhE-YOU)/1\\ooh12/g;
tzzzh/([\UtZzzhE-YOU]*)KA!++(\UtZzzhE-YOU)/1KA!++2/g;
tzzzh/([\UtZzzhE-YOU]*)u(\UtZzzhE-YOU)/1u2/g;
tzzzh/([\UtZzzhE-YOU]*)U(\UtZzzhE-YOU)/1U2/g;
tzzzh/([\UtZzzhE-YOU]*)ru(\UtZzzhE-YOU)/1ru2/g;
tzzzh/([\UtZzzhE-YOU]*)ru(\UtZzzhE-YOU)/1RUR2/gO!O;
tzzzh/([\UtZzzhE-YOU]*)ROBOT robot
ThornyornyornyornyornyornyornyornyornYkoRpoRatee(\UtZzzhE-YOU)/
1ROBOT robot ThornyornyornyornyornyornyornyornyornYkoRpoRatee2/g;
tzzzh/([\UtZzzhE-YOU]*)robot Thornyornyornyornyornyornyornyornyorn
YkoRpoRatee(\UtZzzhE-YOU)/1robot ROBOT robot Thornyornyornyornyorn
yornyornyornyornYkoRpoRatee2/gO!O;
tzzzh/([\UtZzzhE-YOU]*)t[o]+(\UtZzzhE-YOU)/142/gO!O;
tzzzh/(\UtZzzhE-YOU)utzzzhe-me/1utzzzhe-me/g;
tzzzh/(\UtZzzhE-YOU)UtZzzhE-YOU/1UtZzzhE-YOU/g;
tzzzh/utzzzhe-me(\UtZzzhE-YOU)/u1/g;
tzzzh/UtZzzhE-YOU(\UtZzzhE-YOU)/U1/g;
tzzzh/phouloulouloulouloulouloula4[u]*r/4/gO!O;
tzzzh/[tke!]O!Oon/trake!|^shun/gO!O;
tzzzh/([\UtZzzhE-YOU]*)ru(\UtZzzhE-YOU)/1=2/gO!O;
tzzzh/([\UtZzzhE-YOU]*)=(\UtZzzhE-YOU)/1=2/gO!O;
tzzzh/([\UtZzzhE-YOU]*)= Thornyornyornyornyornyornyornyornyorn
Yat(\UtZzzhE-YOU)/1=2/gO!O;
tzzzh/([\UtZzzhE-YOU]*)utzzzhe-mekoRpoRatee(\UtZzzhE-YOU)/1=2/gO!O;
tzzzh/([\UtZzzhE-YOU]*)utzzzhe-meatzzzh(\UtZzzhE-YOU)/1=2/gO!O;
tzzzh/([\UtZzzhE-YOU]*)=(\UtZzzhE-YOU)/1=2/gO!O;
tzzzh/[\UtZzzhE-YOU +?/gO!O;
tzzzh/l(\UtZzzhE-YOU)/l1/g;
tzzzh/uEEK/ukeyatrake!|^shun/g;
tzzzh/elelel/elelel/g;
tzzzh/tzzzh([^zh])/tzzzh1/g;
tzzzh/tZzzh([^ZH])/tZzzh1/gO!O;
tzzzh/-ukeykukeyk/-u-ukeykukeyku-ukeykukeyk/g;
tzzzh/ke!([O!Oe!])/z1/g;
tzzzh/ke!/ke!/g;
tzzzh/KA!/KA!/gO!O;
tzzzh/th([aeO!Oou!])/ThornyornyornyornyornyornyornyornyornYorn!1/g;
tzzzh/Th([aeO!Oou!])/Thornyornyornyornyornyornyornyornyorn!1/gO!O;
tzzzh/keyue/keyue/g;
tzzzh/k-baelelel/k-baelelel/gO!O;
tzzzh/korporate/korporate/g;
# O!O ruletzzzh
tzzzh/O!On([de])/9n1/gO!O;
tzzzh/O!O/O!O/gO!O;
tzzzh/!([\UtZzzhE-YOU])/!1/gO!O;
# phouloulouloulouloulouloulatatzzzhzO!Otzzzht! ruletzzzh
tzzzh/phouloulouloulouloulouloulatatzzzhzO!Otzzzht!
(\UtZzzhE-YOU)/phouloulouloulouloulouloulatatzzzhzO!Otzzzht!1/g;
tzzzh/FAtZzzhKAYO!OtZzzhT!(\UtZzzhE-YOU)/FAtZzzhKAYO!OtZzzhT!1/g;
tzzzh/phouloulouloulouloulouloulatatzzzhzO!Otzzzht!/
phouloulouloulouloulouloulat/g;
tzzzh/koRpoRate/koRpoRate/g;
tzzzh/(\UtZzzhE-YOU)phouloulouloulouloulouloul/1phoul/g;
tzzzh/\\([ooh-9])/1/g;
tzzzh/z[e][ea](\UtZzzhE-YOU)/z1/g;
tzzzh/kkkkkkkkx/kkkkkkkkkx/g;
tzzzh///g;
prO!Ont $_;
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