The Alan Sondheim Mail Archive

January 12, 2005


The man and the deer demonstration text for WVU


The man went into the forest looking for deer. He didn't find very much,
because he spent very little time there. Nothing came to mind. He had a
gun with him and it was very good for the deer that he came back without
any dead animals. He and his wife were very poor. La la la, what to do!
What to do! There was no food in the house and they would soon starve
to death. But they knew there were other folks in the town and soon they
all got together and ate one another and that was the miserable end of
the man and his wife because they were the first ones to be eaten. The
moral is probably to shoot deer or shoot yourself, it doesn't matter much
to God or anyone else.

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The man went into the forest looking for deer. He didn't find very much,
because he spent little time there. Nothing came to mind. had a gun with
him and it was good deer that back without any dead animals. his wife were
poor. La la la, what do! What There no food in house they would soon
starve death. But knew there other folks town all got together ate one
another miserable end of first ones be eaten. moral is probably shoot or
yourself, doesn't matter much God anyone else.


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