Message-ID: <Pine.NEB.4.63.0609021737340.5217@panix3.panix.com>
From: Alan Sondheim <sondheim@panix.com>
To: Cyb <cybermind@listserv.aol.com>, Wryting-L <WRYTING-L@listserv.wvu.edu>
Subject: You can't talk to yourself but you sure can talk to Honey! (a perfect
piece!)
Date: Sat, 2 Sep 2006 17:38:28 -0400 (EDT)
You can't talk to yourself but you sure can talk to Honey! Script started on Sat Sep 2 17:18:51 2006 $ ytalk sondheim@panix.com [H-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =-------- [Ringing sondheim...] [Waiting for connection...] >[1] + Stopped ytalk sondheim@panix.com $ screen [H-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =-------- [Waiting for connection...] [6;27H########################### [8CMain Menu [27D# a: add a user [27D# d: delete a user [27D# k: kill all unconnected # [27D# o: options [27D# r: rering all [27D# s: shell [27D# u: user list [27D# w: output user to file # [27D# q: quit [27D########################### [10;25H################################ [32D# !: Output Which User? [17D# @: sondheim@panix3.panix. [5Dcom [30D# a: sondheim@panix. [12Dcom [23D################################ [11;12H############################################ [13D############ [43Dame? ############################################ [13D############ [13;16Hzzz [6C# Rering sondheim@panix.com? # [31D############################### now I will tell you a fine story. I do not know where I am. Honey, are you there, can you hear me? Hello hello! Why it is my good friend [7B############################### [31D# Rering sondheim@panix.com? # [31D############################### [4;25H, Mr. Tip! [20B[1] + Stopped ytalk sondheim@panix.com $ ytalk sondheim@panix3.panix.com [H-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =-------- [Waiting for connection...] [22B[2] + Stopped ytalk sondheim@panix3.panix.com $ ytalk sondheim@panix.com [H-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =-------- [Waiting for connection...] [Ahello, are you there? I am Mister Tip! [19B[3] + Stopped ytalk sondheim@panix.com $ oh there are so many of us here! /usr/local/bin/ksh: oh: not found $ why won't I answer, I will answer, yes I will > fg ytalk sondheim@panix.com [J-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =-------- hello, are you there? [Waiting for connection...] I am Mister Tip! [11;25H############################### [31D# Rering sondheim@panix.com? # [31D############################### Now I an l m lonely beyond belief. You have deserted me! Wait and hold on! [16B[3] + Stopped ytalk sondheim@panix.com $ fg 24800 /usr/local/bin/ksh: fg: 24800: no such job $ fg ytalk sondheim@panix.com /usr/local/bin/ksh: fg: ytalk: argument must be %job or process id /usr/local/bin/ksh: fg: sondheim@panix.com: argument must be %job or process id $ fg 27142 /usr/local/bin/ksh: fg: 27142: no such job $ exit You have stopped jobs $ fg ytalk sondheim@panix.com [J-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =-------- hello, are you there? I am Mister Tip! Now I am lonely beyond belief. You have deserted me! Wait and hold on! [11;25H############################### [31D# Rering sondheim@panix.com? # [31D############################### [AOh this is most silly!! I cannot leave screen, scx ript, application, and telnet! Oh Honey, were are here are you? [13B$ fg ytalk sondheim@panix3.panix.com [J-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =-------- [Waiting for connection...] [11;22H###################################### [38D# Rering sondheim@panix3.panix.com? # [38D###################################### Message from Talk_Daemon@panix3.panix.com at 17:23 ... talk: connection requested by sondheim@panix3.panix.com. talk: respond with: talk sondheim@panix3.panix.com [16B[2] + Stopped ytalk sondheim@panix3.panix.com $ talk sondheim@panix3.panix.com [H-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =-------- [Waiting for connection...] [Aoh no, where is mtalk where is my talk daemon!? Honey you are not here, I will scream screen! [18B$ fg ytalk sondheim@panix3.panix.com [J-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =-------- [11;22H###################################### [38D# Rering sondheim@panix3.panix.com? # [38D###################################### Message from Talk_Daemon@panix3.panix.com at 17:24 ... talk: connection requested by sondheim@panix3.panix.com. talk: respond with: talk sondheim@panix3.panix.com [16B[2] + Stopped ytalk sondheim@panix3.panix.com $ talk sondheim@panix3.panix.com [H-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =-------- [Waiting for connection...] [Aoh no, I will be losing once again all I have saved forever! Honey , you r breasts! My thick stem! Look at the pictures honey! [17B$ fg ytalk sondheim@panix3.panix.com [J-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =-------- [11;22H###################################### [38D# Rering sondheim@panix3.panix.com? # [38D###################################### Message from Talk_Daemon@panix3.panix.com at 17:25 ... talk: connection requested by sondheim@panix3.panix.com. talk: respond with: talk sondheim@panix3.panix.com [16B[2] + Stopped ytalk sondheim@panix3.panix.com $ talk sondheim@panix3.panix.com [H-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =-------- [Waiting for connection...] [Amy thick stem awaits your honey o luscious lusioous lussy honey@ huney!huney! $ fg ytalk sondheim@panix3.panix.com [J-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =-------- [11;22H###################################### [38D# Rering sondheim@panix3.panix.com? # [38D###################################### Message from Talk_Daemon@panix3.panix.com at 17:26 ... talk: connection requested by sondheim@panix3.panix.com. talk: respond with: talk sondheim@panix3.panix.com [16B[2] + Stopped ytalk sondheim@panix3.panix.com $ talk sondheim@panix3.panix.com [H-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =-------- $ screen $ where are you honey!?!?! Talk to me! /usr/local/bin/ksh: where: not found $ ^C $ exit [7B$ ps PID TTY [4CSTAT [4CTIME COMMAND 684 ttyr0 S+ 0:00.02 script 973 ttyr0 I [4C0:00.00 leave +59 1145 ttyr0 R+ 0:00.02 script 15047 ttyr0 T [4C0:00.02 pico -z zz (pico-4.63) 16009 ttyr0- IW 0:00.00 leave +59 26367 ttyr0 I [4C0:00.01 -ksh 7457 ttyr4 Is 0:00.00 /usr/local/bin/ksh -i 24800 ttyr4 T [4C0:00.00 ytalk sondheim@panix.com (ytalk-3.3.0) 27142 ttyr4 S+ 0:00.01 /usr/local/bin/screen-4.0.2 10363 ttyqi T [4C0:00.01 ytalk sondheim@panix3.panix.com (ytalk-3.3.0) 22499 ttyqi R+ 0:00.00 ps 29105 ttyqi T [4C0:00.02 ytalk sondheim@panix.com (ytalk-3.3.0) 29371 ttyqi Ss 0:00.01 /usr/local/bin/ksh $ screen $ exit You have stopped jobs $ fg ytalk sondheim@panix3.panix.com [J-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =-------- [11;22H###################################### [38D# Rering sondheim@panix3.panix.com? # [38D###################################### oh, misery! [21B$ fg ytalk sondheim@panix.com [J-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =-------- now I will tell you a fine story. I do not know where I am. Honey, are you there, can you hear me? Hello hello! Why it is my good friend, Mr. Tip! [11;25H############################### [31D# Rering sondheim@panix.com? # [31D############################### Message from Talk_Daemon@panix3.panix.com at 17:27 ... talk: connection requested by sondheim@panix3.panix.com. talk: respond with: talk sondheim@panix3.panix.com sometimes you will drink my Mr. Tip! [13B$ exit [?1l [24;1H [screen is terminating] You have stopped jobs $ fg ytalk sondheim@panix.com [J-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =-------- [3;1H[Waiting for connection...] [24C############################### [31D# Rering sondheim@panix.com? # [31D############################### [Ringing sondheim...] [24C############################### [31D# Rering sondheim@panix.com? # [31D############################### [H-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =-------- [11B--------= sondheim@panix.com =-------- [24C############################### [31D# Rering sondheim@panix.com? # [31D############################### [H-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =-------- [Waiting for connection...] [22C#################################### [36D# Ytalk Error # [36D# # [36D# ytalk_user: bad ytalk contact # [36D# Connection reset by peer # [36D#################################### [18D [24C############################### [31D# Rering sondheim@panix.com? # [31D############################### [22B $ fg /usr/local/bin/ksh: fg: %%: no such job $ exit http://www.asondheim.org/tip1.jpg http://www.asondheim.org/tip2.jpg http://www.asondheim.org/tip3.jpg http://www.asondheim.org/tip4.jpg http://www.asondheim.org/tip5.jpg http://www.asondheim.org/tip6.jpg http://www.asondheim.org/tip7.jpg http://www.asondheim.org/tip8.jpg