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Join The Tidy Sum Club!!!


Join The Tidy Sum Club!!!

To join The Tidy Sum Club, say the phrase "tidy sum" and you are
a member of The Tidy Sum Club for the day you say the phrase
"Tidy Sum"!!!

What if I don't say "Tidy Sum" that day?
Then you are not a member of The Tidy Sum Club for that day!!!

What if I don't know about The Tidy Sum Club but I say, for
example, "That's a tidy sum!!!"?
Then you are a member of The Tidy Sum Club for that day!!!

What are the benefits for joining The Tidy Sum Club?
There are no benefits for joining The Tidy Sum Club!!!

Do I have to tell anyone I am a member of The Tidy Sum Club if I
am a member of The Tidy Sum Club?
You do not have to tell anyone you are a member of The Tidy Sum
Club to be a member of The Tidy Sum Club!!!

Can I tell someone about The Tidy Sum Club so that they may join
The Tidy Sum Club?
Of course you can!!!

Can I tell someone about The Tidy Sum Club even if I know they
won't want to join The Tidy Sum Club?
Of course you can!!! You can tell them of course if they tell
someone about The Tidy Sum Club they have joined The Tidy Sum
Club since they have said the phrase "tidy sum" when they have
described The Tidy Sum Club to someone who is not a member of
The Tidy Sum Club!!!

This sounds wonderful!!! How can I join The Tidy Sum Club?
You just did!!!

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