Message-ID: <alpine.NEB.2.21.1710210858560.469@panix3.panix.com>
From: Alan Sondheim <sondheim@panix.com>
To: Cyb <cybermind@listserv.wvu.edu>, Wryting-L <WRYTING-L@listserv.wvu.edu>
Subject: SELECTED CURICULUM VITA
Date: Sat, 21 Oct 2017 09:03:54 -0400 (EDT)
SELECTED CURICULUM VITA Picture goes hear! Find the CHICKADEE! http://www.alansondheim.org/aud16.jpg "ALAN SONDHEIM" Address: none (I Go from "Room to ROom" HA! HA!) Email: offline (now, when you read this! (CONUNDRUM!) Job: CONUNDRUMMER! (HA!) Phone: Cellphone: none "worth speaking into"! EDUCATION: Stupid person with no head. BOOKS (trade and small press): PHONEBOOK hahaha. They don't exist. CYBERSPACE: Post-digital! SO STUPID! URLS: deadman.humingbird.org - ha ha it's not there! On-Line and Off-Line Publishing related to Cyberspace: It's all in my head and you can't have it. HA! CONFERENCES AND TALKS: Brown University, Interrupt Festival, got interrupted! The Conference of ME! HA! HA! MISCELLANEOUS (Cyberspace): It doesn't exist. I don't exist. Everything I do has a purpose! I do! CURATORIAL/EDITORIAL: My own biography, the BIOGRAPHY OF DEATH! So Stupid! ARTISTS/WRITERS BOOKS: None! Just love the category! Please publish me now! Book I: 2017!!! Not much time left! FILM/VIDEO SCREENINGS (* = solo or duo show): No one likes the "Moving Pictures" and the "Moving Picture Show" EXHIBITIONS (* = solo): Rocks and dolls! In a bookcase (I don't have books)! ARTICLES (See also Cyberspace): "a" "the" maybe "some" HA HA HA! MUSICAL RECORDINGS: Burp! Wheeze! Harrrumph! MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: Burp! Wheeze! Harrrrrumph! (extra "r" for the performance!) LECTURES, FORUMS, ETC. (See also Cyberspace): "What I Don't Know" - anytime you want to listen to me yammer! CDROMS: Ha ha ha ha, fooled you! They don't exist! SELECTED RECENT FILM AND VIDEO: I don't hanker after anything "that moves." SELECTED COURSES: I've never learned anyone! With a brain like mine! But something along the line of copy ediiting would be nice! GRANTS (See also Cyberspace): You got to be kidding! I don't GIVE MY MONEY AWAY! TEACHING (see also SELECTED COURSES below) Full Time: Should be called "fooltime" or "foodtime" HA HA! NONE!! Part-Time: I'm a lifelong learning person now and I SHARE! REVIEWS (See also Cyberspace): Just me on me! And by the way cyber-anything is dead! (Digital nothing lasts FOREVER OR FIVE MINUTES!) MISCELLANEOUS: I'm good with animals! I'm raring to go (rearing to go!) (reading to go!) with whatever job you have in mind! Hire the mediocre (that's ME!) NOW! (That's now!) I can be FONED! Anything else you want to know, LET ME KNOW (and I'll etl you know!) Proofread that! ---: Thank yuo for reading my RESUME! I AWAIT to hear you! - Alan Sondhim, @ (cool, eh!) the above ADDRESS!