Message-ID: <alpine.NEB.2.21.1802032157460.1978@panix3.panix.com>
From: Alan Sondheim <sondheim@panix.com>
To: Cyb <cybermind@listserv.wvu.edu>, Wryting-L <WRYTING-L@listserv.wvu.edu>
Subject: Football In Arrears!
Date: Sat, 3 Feb 2018 22:00:06 -0500 (EST)
Football In Arrears! http://www.alansondheim.org/nj78.jpg http://www.alansondheim.org/nj73.jpg Tommy: Wow, where did the fourth down go?! Tommy: I think the ball's still on the field? Johnny: Maybe the other team got it? Tommy: They're looking for it too!!! Juan: Here we are in tiny town, we have a goalpost!! Xavier: Which side is the goal? Juan: The other side from the ball! Xavier: Curses! We're foiled!! Tommy: I'm confused! Shouldn't handballs be called!!!? Johnny? They're raining handballs!!! Curses!!! Tommy: We haven't had a down in twenty minutes!!! Xavier: We have!!! And everyone's got a red card!!! Juan: Look! The ball's gone over the goalposts!!! Xavier: Someone should go pick it up!! Tommy: I don't know how to use my feet! Xavier: I don't know how to use my hands! Juan: You owe us three goals from last time! Johnny: Will you settle for three kicks? Juan: I will throw them from the corner! Johnny: Then that has settled our three goals! Tommy: Don't touch our ball! Xavier: I won't! Juan: GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLL!!! Tommy: OFFSIDES!!!! Xavier: Then I take the goal back with my feet! Juan: Your hands are good! Xavier: Seven points! Overtime! Overtime: Now we play for real! Xavier: I won't! Tommy: Handball! Johnny: Pass the ball to me! Juan: Fumble, huddle and kick! Tommy: Handball! Handball! Overtime: Penalty kicks! Juan: Yay! Johnny: I just made a big extra point! Tommy: In the net! You lose! Posts: Posts! Posts! Don't hit me! Xavier: The ball has disappeared! Juan: The ball has been taken! Tommy: The ball has been captured! Johnny: No ball for the last down! Xavier: No ball for the last half! All: Football in arrears! Overtime: I declare everything! Posts: I win! Ball: Where am I? Red Cards: Where is everyone? = = = (14 to 3, 3 wins!) = = =